yahoo yahoo

BUT WHYYYYYYYY!!!!
these people need to stop, i mean they seem to b getting dumber...i checked the magazine email and i see an email stating.....

From: windowswins2@peoplepc.com
Reply-To: windowsclaims03@hotmail.com

One would think Yahoo and “Widows Live” could come up with their own email domain…

Date: Fri, 24 April 2008
Subject: Congratulations!! Yahoo & Windows Live award Beneficiary

Yahoo & Windows Live Awards Centre
124 Stockport Road, Longsight,
Manchester M60 2DB
United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have won a Cash prize of Two Hundred and fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds ( £ 250,000) for the year 2007 Prize promotion which is organized by YAHOO & WINDOWS LIVE AWARDS PROGRAMME.

How likely is it that Yahoo and Microsoft would join forces to give away money?

The Management of Yahoo & Windows Live (Hotmail) collected all active email addresses online, among millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail and few from other e-mail providers. Ten (10) people are selected for the 2007 End of Year Award to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE / CLAIMS

Winners shall be paid in accordance with their Settlement Centres. Yahoo & Windows Live Award must be claimed not later than 14 days from date of Draw Notification. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited and returned to its source as unclaimed.

Stated below are your identification numbers:

BATCH NUMBER: MFI/06/APA-43658
REFERENCE NUMBER: 2007234522
PIN: 1207

They didnt even be bother to come up with unique batch and reference numbers.

You are required to fill in your personal Information as written below and send it with your winning identification numbers to the Award Co-ordinator:

1. Full name:
2. Country:
3. Contact Address:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Fax Number:
6. Marital Status:
7. Occupation:
8. Sex:
9. Date of Birth /Age:
10. Identity card Number:

Assistant Award Coordinator: Mr. Bratan Petko
E-Mail: windowsclaims03@hotmail.com, ywindowsclaims@hotmail.co.uk

Tel: +44 704 574 4423; Fax: +44 870 974 6757

Happy Wonderful New Year.

Congratulations!!! once again.

Yours in service,

Mrs. Grace Sanders (Awards Notification Officer)

WARNING!

You must keep strict confidentiality of your Prize Award claims to yourself until your money is successfully handed over to you to avoid disqualification that may arise from double claims. Yahoo Awards Team shall not be held liable for any loss of funds arising from the above mentioned.

OK this last part is the funniest.....as in foreal....if neone did not doubt this email at first this last part is d deal breaker lol. The very moment i saw this email i was like BUT WHYYYYY!! i think they need to check the nationality of the person that they r tryin to scam b4 they do it...reminds me of the time i got a random call from 9ja and it happened to be a 419 dude so d guy pitched to me and after he was done i was like "u do know i am Nigerian right..nice try" lol To make it worse after tryin to play me 419 d guy now tried to toast me lol IMAGIN I just had a good laugh abused him small and hung up on him. NIGERIANS WNHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!


TOODLES
Tosin
xoxo

I'm tired!

Permit me to rant about my frustrations for a second...

I'm tired of being in debt.
I'm tired of evading phone calls cuz it just might be the creditors calling.
I'm tired of having to look at price tags before 'liking' a dress in the store.
I'm tired of eating to fill my tummy and quench my hunger and not having the liberty to eat what i want.
I'm tired of waiting till 6pm to answer my phone or avoid making long distance calls cuz of my high phone bills.
I'm tired of being broke!!
I'm tired of begging people to support me and my good cause..can i just be Oprah for a day and GIVE rather than beg?!?
I'm tired of begging for money for this wonderful project 'm working on
I'm tired of having to schmooze with people 'd normally not talk to cuz i need their help/money/connection
I'm tired of people getting my hopes up only to disappoint me
I'm tired of playing safe
I'm tired of being a good girl...i wanna trade places
I'm sooo tired of keeping quiet so i dont offend you with my words
I'm tired of whining and crying
I'm tired of 'hanging in there'. 've been doing that since...well, since i was born
I'm tired of managing
I'm tired of insufficient funds; mortgage bills; Tax bills; Hydro bills; cable bills; bills; bills; bills.. Every where i look
I'm soo tired of these damn envelopes coming in the mail
I'm tired of your fake promises and false hopes
I'm tired of having to please you and every one
I'm tired of setting goals and not achieving them
I'm tired of being compared to others; Can i just be me for a quick second?
I'm tired of being taken for granted
I'm tired of trying to be an 'A' student so what if i'm a 'B' student?
I'M tired of being judged by the color of my lipstick and the size of my heels and even the length of my skirt..i want to be judged by my abilities and my talents...better still dont even judge me at all..who made you a judge?

I really have had enough and 'm positive the tide is turning!!

But as always, 'm gonna package all my cares and burdens very neatly and hand it over to God...and thats where 'm leaving it!

*Sigh* I feeeel better.Thank you for your listening ears or your open eyez


Toodles
-Ehi

What is there to do?!

hey darlings, hope ya'll are doin as great as i am...OMG! 'm bored as hellll...can somebody tell me what to do in this city of Hamilton?!?

i just wake up just to go back to bed again..where's my nite life?? i lost it..booo

Anyways, in all of this boredom 've been reading a couple of books...gooood inspirational books, watchin a lot of T.V, dancing a lot(smthg i need to learn!
) uhmm..., making some serious grammatical errors! lawd have mercy!,fooling around a lot..speakin of which. I made a video out of some pix from the launch party....see?? 'm doin smthg good with my free time. :D

Check it outt!!

…From a sharp Edo girl to a filthy 9ja man

Ok…guyz, Tosin and I have actually been wondering a lot on the thoughts of the Nigerian male…Now, you guys know you are just too hard to understand which is contrary to my beliefs.

I was told…or rather made to believe that gurls were very complicated and each of us should have been born with an operating manual buh yo, ya’ll male species have been trippin recently…..and the straw that just broke the camel’s back for me was when we were having a conversation with this Nigerian guy who’s supposed to be a “Toaster” and listen to what his thoughts/suppositions were on Nigerian gurls according to the level of disgust...the one which i find to be the least disgusting is the fact that we'r gold diggers.

1. Filthy Nigerian Man: Nigerian girls are gold diggers and all we ever want from them is money, money and more money.

My Response: ‘m sorry mister, buh if you cant take care of me, what in the world are we doing together? and who doesnt like money? at least we want ur money..u shld be happy...lol..buh don’t get it twisted, ur money isn’t everything so don’t be thinkin u can buy me by showing me ur fleet of cars and ‘mistakenly’ leaving ur bank statement in MY CAR! Yes my car…its okay for beautiful sistahs like us to own breath taking cars..aint nothing wrong with that

2.Filthy Nigerian Man: Nigerian girls are just like men! They don’t show any emotions..what buddy was trying to say basically was that, we’r not dolly enough, I think he tried to slap a 9ja babe and she gave him back hand almost immediately

My Response: Duh! I think he was expectin her to start throwing teddy bears at him and burst out crying and maybe threaten to call the cops on him…ahn..ahn.. 4get the cops, we’ll beat you with our bare hands..lol

And just because we don’t go around speaking in high pitches and totally getting wasted (as my oyibo folks will say it) and OMG, looking like we just strolled out of T.V doesn’t mean we’r not feminine..we’ve just had enough and we don’t think dumbing down is qute in any language.

3 F.N.M: He’s learnt a lot along his course of dating buh the most important thing he’s learnt is that in order to save money, date UGLY gurls, they’re much cheaper! He says that ugly gurls don’t stress you with demands and are quite content with whatever you give them.

My Response: oh well…that’s a justification for being a gold digger I guess…seeing that ‘m not ugly..hope u can foot the bill…’m very high maintenance

4 F.N.M: He says that whenever he tries to ‘chop’ a girl and she has a clique of friends, there’s always the attractive and beautiful girl and she always has an ugly best friend who’s always cock blocking

M.R: Ya..maybe it was not her ugly best friend buh your pant sagging, poor grammar, visibly burnt self confidence self tryna talk to my gurl with those cheezy lines…friends don’t let friends make mistakes like that..so go make necessary adjustments to your physical b4 u try to pick a babe up.

And this last one takes the crown as the most disgusting idea of all time.

5. F.N.M: No sex, No deal!

M.R: I don’t know how guyz think that until they have sex with you , they cant call you “my girl” since when do you have sex with someone to 'confirm' you can date them?? I’ve been hearing this one too many times…nd i am sick of it! this guy fully told me no matter how much he likes a gurl and ‘date’, if he doesn’t sleep with her, then she might as well be one of his acquaintances. I understand if the anatomical structure of a male is designed to LONG for sex, buh whatever happened to affection and companionship?

My friend here says if he doesn’t ‘tear’ (meaning if he doesn’t sleep with ) the gurl, she can 4get abt it…He said honestly that he reason any guy would be interested in a gurl ultimately is for the sole purpose of SEX!! No matter how long it takes..and love is just smthg that happens along the way…if there’s any truth to that statement, how about we just add this to our intro..hello, my name is - and I don’t like condoms…can you imagine a world like that? ewwww… No thanks!

Forgotten Work

Wow i was looking through a video from one of the photoshoots and i saw a particular picture that i dont remember seeing in the magazine! I pick up a copy of the magazine and go to the pages allocated to that designer and lo and behold the picture was not there! I guess we were soo stressed and preoccupied that we missed a picture! The annoying part was that i remember during that particular photoshoot it was the last outfit left and we had run out of time with our photographer so we BEGGED him to just have a couple of shots of that dress cuz we loved it lol. Funny isn't it, it didnt even end up going in the magazine! So heres the picture below



Dont you just love the colour combination, its so bright and vibrant! The picture was supposed to be tagged DELICATELY SENSUAL. Since it wasnt in the magazine we are putting it up on here. Hopefully i will be able to post the video from the photoshoot soon. Its been really driving me CRAZYYYYY! the video has been sitting in my camcorder since last year because i have been unable to upload it cuz the computer is not reading the USB connection...and i dont have the cd rom to download it :-( so yehhh i decided to look on the internet (my new best friend) for solutions. So wish me luck if by tonite its on the site that means i succeeded yay! Neways im gonna continue on my quest for the solution to the camcorder dilemma. Toodles!

Muah
Tosin

OMG she did not just.....

This babe did not just fully give u guys half gist lol nways lemme complete it for all y'all. Tell me y we were at eagle haus and someone throws a bundle of cash in the air. i mean it was raining twenties! Before i knew it i just saw ehi reaching down in her very short dress to grab the money LOL den d babe den realized that her dress was to short to bend down so she actually called my name to go pick some up as she was struggling to do so. In one swift motion i reached for the the babe and grabbed her shouting "ARE U MAD!!! WILL U GET UP FROM THERE!!!" that was d funniest thing dat night mehn....After i successfully pulled her up d babe still had the nerve to be asking me y i pulled her up!!! i looked her up and down and responded........BABE LIKE YOU!!! LOL But hey i completely understand, with our current financial situation maybe i should have bent down to pick money too LOL

This is right before she bent down to pick money..lol





signing out
Tosin

My New Life

Oh My God you guyz, i am tired! 'm extremely exhausted!! Its like this new bizzy life 'm finding myself in is kraaaazzy...Ever since the press release party, 've been sleeeeping like 'm on a sleeep pill or something..its like i can never get enough rest. NEVER!!

I literally wake up, just to eat and talk to Tosin and phew! 'm offf to bed again..am i okay?? *sigh* and i still have to study with whatever little time i have..oh well...'ll be alright, exams r in a couple of dayz, i betta be!

I agree we need to give this blog of ours some more attention .its like we get caught up in sooo much and totally 4get about our sweet little blog...so 'm making a commitment to ya'll..This blog will NEVER go a week without gettin updated except of course i have no gist for ya'll then u cant KILL me so help me God.

So, what have we been up to? uhmm..quite a lot..just finished the very first edition of our very HOTTT & Spicy magazine...when i saw the mag for the first time, it wasss total blisssss...words can not describe my feeling. it was LOVE at first sight..i fell in love..if u havent picked a copy of the magazine, can i ask what you'r waiting for??? plsssss do! u'd love it.i PROMISE ya..'m not even bragging r nything like that..buh dayummm! it is sooooo out of this world..its hawwwt and u've NEVER seen nything like it b4 i guarantee you. BTW, its not smthg someone can tell u abt u have to see it urself so GRAB UR COPY NOWWWWW.

So the first 100 copiez were signed..nd i felt really honored signing those babies..as alot of you who insisted on all 4 signatures gave us work. we loved it tho..y'kno, speaking of which, i was gonna tell ya'll of this new found fame...hehehhe...'m lovin it btw..lights camera action..evry friggin place..like seriously guyz, leave me the HELL alone! hehehehe..oooooooh gawd NO! r u jokin?!? keeep it coming..'m lovin evry minute of it.

oh..one more thing i wanted to gist u about..so goin to parties has bcome my job ooo..even when i dont want to go..nywayz, 'm out evry weekend now by force(nd the wardrobe will be alright..for those that care to think how the hell i can pull tht off)soooooo, i was chillin with ur boy Sauce kidd last night at Eagle Haus and for those of you who dont kno the kidd, he sang yeba riba sombori bobo..u kno how that song goes tho and flex with riz..nd can i say he was just sooooo sweeet! Amazing guy!!





























This was us posing with VIP artists...all the way from Ghana!!



More about that later..right now people, babes have to go study!
'll let you know how the rest of my weekend goes if nything interesting happens...okey dokey?

Dont 4get Ehi Luvs ya..

After all is said and done!!!

Well guys we had the official launch of the magazines!!! it is finally up for grabs so you can send an email to 134elitz@gmail.com to grab ur copy cuz its selling out pretty damn fast.

Anyways lets set the business talk aside and talk bout wuts been going on with us since the release. The last 2 weeks before the launch was pretty much the most stressful days of my life! What didn't i experience....from ups to downs, disappointments to successes, failures to breakthroughs....we experienced them all. I mean there were times where i would sit down and just start laughing for no reason, i was literally going CRAZY! There were soo many odds against us im still trying to figure out how everything came to pass...actually i do know...by the grace of GOD.


There were a couple of things dat happened that we were like "its a lie its the devil" and started to rebuke it lol but yeh very few people will understand what went down and its one hell of along story to start typing out so u can holla at me personally for a full break down. Neways i really want to thank all those that came for the launch party it was such a success!!! Heres a video of the event below.



Well there was fashion show, raised some money, people from different age groups showed up, people from all over canada showed up as well woot woot!! and last but not least we completely sold out of 100 autographed copies on the day of the release!!!!

The magazine is GREAT, i didn't even know how great it was untill i saw it in print. It was pretty phenomenal seeing something you have worked so hard for finally come to life. We also surprised everybody cuz nobody expected a 2 cover magazine!!! NO U DIDNT! So we are officially the only 2 covered African magazine in the world!


This edition was great but we promise to bring bigger and better things in the rest to come, we have too many great ideas now its time to bring them to life. I see good things for the summer, photoshoots outside, nice bright colours, very bright makeup, and expanding our editorial features beyond Nigerians. I am sure alot of you are not aware of this but we directed majority of the photoshoots for the magazine so if you have any ideas that u would love to see come to life send us an email to 134elitz@gmail.com

I'm gonna leave y'all with one thing..."DREAMS DO COME TRUE"