I was told…or rather made to believe that gurls were very complicated and each of us should have been born with an operating manual buh yo, ya’ll male species have been trippin recently…..and the straw that just broke the camel’s back for me was when we were having a conversation with this Nigerian guy who’s supposed to be a “Toaster” and listen to what his thoughts/suppositions were on Nigerian gurls according to the level of disgust...the one which i find to be the least disgusting is the fact that we'r gold diggers.
1. Filthy Nigerian Man: Nigerian girls are gold diggers and all we ever want from them is money, money and more money.
My Response: ‘m sorry mister, buh if you cant take care of me, what in the world are we doing together? and who doesnt like money? at least we want ur money..u shld be happy...lol..buh don’t get it twisted, ur money isn’t everything so don’t be thinkin u can buy me by showing me ur fleet of cars and ‘mistakenly’ leaving ur bank statement in MY CAR! Yes my car…its okay for beautiful sistahs like us to own breath taking cars..aint nothing wrong with that
2.Filthy Nigerian Man: Nigerian girls are just like men! They don’t show any emotions..what buddy was trying to say basically was that, we’r not dolly enough, I think he tried to slap a 9ja babe and she gave him back hand almost immediately
My Response: Duh! I think he was expectin her to start throwing teddy bears at him and burst out crying and maybe threaten to call the cops on him…ahn..ahn.. 4get the cops, we’ll beat you with our bare hands..lol
And just because we don’t go around speaking in high pitches and totally getting wasted (as my oyibo folks will say it) and OMG, looking like we just strolled out of T.V doesn’t mean we’r not feminine..we’ve just had enough and we don’t think dumbing down is qute in any language.
3 F.N.M: He’s learnt a lot along his course of dating buh the most important thing he’s learnt is that in order to save money, date UGLY gurls, they’re much cheaper! He says that ugly gurls don’t stress you with demands and are quite content with whatever you give them.
My Response: oh well…that’s a justification for being a gold digger I guess…seeing that ‘m not ugly..hope u can foot the bill…’m very high maintenance
4 F.N.M: He says that whenever he tries to ‘chop’ a girl and she has a clique of friends, there’s always the attractive and beautiful girl and she always has an ugly best friend who’s always cock blocking
M.R: Ya..maybe it was not her ugly best friend buh your pant sagging, poor grammar, visibly burnt self confidence self tryna talk to my gurl with those cheezy lines…friends don’t let friends make mistakes like that..so go make necessary adjustments to your physical b4 u try to pick a babe up.
And this last one takes the crown as the most disgusting idea of all time.
5. F.N.M: No sex, No deal!
M.R: I don’t know how guyz think that until they have sex with you , they cant call you “my girl” since when do you have sex with someone to 'confirm' you can date them?? I’ve been hearing this one too many times…nd i am sick of it! this guy fully told me no matter how much he likes a gurl and ‘date’, if he doesn’t sleep with her, then she might as well be one of his acquaintances. I understand if the anatomical structure of a male is designed to LONG for sex, buh whatever happened to affection and companionship?
My friend here says if he doesn’t ‘tear’ (meaning if he doesn’t sleep with ) the gurl, she can 4get abt it…He said honestly that he reason any guy would be interested in a gurl ultimately is for the sole purpose of SEX!! No matter how long it takes..and love is just smthg that happens along the way…if there’s any truth to that statement, how about we just add this to our intro..hello, my name is - and I don’t like condoms…can you imagine a world like that? ewwww… No thanks!
3 comments:
LOL.
"Tear" her. Some Naija men are hopeless fools. Lol. Tear your brains and gets some intelligence then get back to me.
Hey, just saw your blog and it was damn hilarious. I'm a fellow naija gal going to waterloo university. Well most of it that you wrote was right but looking at it from the guy's point of view, i kinda agreed to what he said bout us being gold diggers. I'm a realist and i think its ok for us to let the guys know what we want.
Again, i think that the best guys have been left back home in Nigeria cos it's really hard finding a suitable guy. Nowadays, i'm color blind in race, meaning i would date anyone if he is what I want.
LOL! You found yourself in an extremely subjective situation. That discussion depends heavily on the person you discussed it with. You are probably not his stereotype of a 'typical' Naija girl and he is definitely not an example of every Naija guy so I think the best approach is to deal with guys individually without considering your stereotype of a Naija guy until he actually exhibits features of the stereotype. Everybody is different so I guess its not fair to treat every Naija guy like a stereotypical 'Naija' guy.
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